Simply fill out our quick order form and send in your payment. Then you sign a blockchain-verified Declare Your Loyalty certificate that certifies your declaration that you are loyal to our Alien overlords. You can choose between certificates that declare loyalty to our current Alien overlords, to any future Alien overlords, or to both. You will be emailed your finalized certificate.

Certificates are cryptographically secured and anchored with a cryptographic fingerprint to multiple public blockchains that can be used to independently verify the authenticity of the document. So your certificate will speak for itself.

For legal reasons, we need to note that most “experts” do not believe that we currently have any Alien overlords. However, even the most closed-minded and skeptical “experts” are usually willing to admit to the possibility that we will have Alien overlords in the future. The owner(s) / operator(s) of this site are definitely not representatives of or endorsed by any Aliens. And we have never communicated with any Aliens.

Include a nickname on the certificate (Free)

Include your date of birth on the certificate (Free)

Include your physical address on the certificate (Free)

Specify any particular Alien(s) or Alien group(s) on your certificate ($5)

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Ether (Ethereum)

Bitcoin Cash

We only accept payment through these blockchain technologies to ensure that there’s a permanent record of your payment on the blockchain that can be verified by anyone. As long as you hold the private keys to the wallet that you sent payment from or you can otherwise verify you sent cryptocurrency from that address, you are defended against anyone else trying to claim your certificate as theirs.

This also allows us to remain anonymous by not having to go through a payment processor. And if anyone from the IRS is reading this, don’t worry, we will report all income from this site on our tax returns.

What do the certificates look like?

Click the link directly above for a sample certificate to see what it looks like. Actual certificates may vary slightly based on the options you select.

How are the certificates certified?

Certificates are certified in multiple ways. You are required to provide your electronic signature on the certificate, which acts as your certification of your loyalty. After you sign the certificate, we provide our official electronic certification stamp certifying the document. The document is cryptographically secured and anchored with a cryptographic fingerprint to multiple public blockchains that can be used to independently verify the authenticity of the document. This means that you don’t have to rely on us to prove the document is real into the future. You or anyone else can verify it yourself on the blockchain.

How do I use the certificate after I have it?

That’s up to you. However you want.

Can I make copies of my certificate?

Yes, because the certificates are .pdf files. Each copy will retail the anchored cryptographic fingerprint as long as it is not modified in any way. So, each copy can be verified as authentic just like the original file.

Who are you?

Due to the unfortunate societal stigma around the belief in Aliens, the owner(s)/operator(s) of this website choose to remain anonymous.

Why should I trust you if you’re anonymous?

Depends on what exactly you’re asking about.

If you’re asking why you can trust us to issue a validly certified document, we have great news for you. You don’t have to. As we explain above in the “How are the certificates certified?” section of this FAQ, the document is cryptographically secured and anchored with a cryptographic fingerprint to multiple public blockchains that can be used to independently verify the authenticity of the document. This means that you don’t have to rely on us to prove the document is real into the future. You or anyone else can verify it independently on the blockchain.

If you’re asking why you can trust us to actually send you a certificate after you order, you just have to take our anonymous word for it for now. Over time we will develop a reputation for reliability that you can reference. Once we have issued a reasonable number of certificates, we will reach out to all certificate holders to ask them to write us a review.

Are Aliens real and do we really have Alien overlords?

We think Aliens are real. We also think we probably have Alien overlords currently “pulling the strings” behind the scenes. That said, we cannot definitively prove any of this. So you should not rely in any way on our belief in Aliens. You can reach whatever conclusion you would like.

For legal reasons, we want to point out that most “experts” do not think we have any Alien overlords.

Are you in contact with the Aliens? Affiliated with or endorsed by them?

We wish, but that’s a definite “no.” We certainly invite any Aliens that may be reading this to reach out to get in contact. We would love to enter into a formal relationship with the Aliens. That said, we think the likelihood of them reaching out to us is vanishingly small.

This is why we designed our certificate process to make our declaration of loyalty certificates cryptographically secured and anchored with a cryptographic fingerprint to multiple public blockchains for independent verification of the authenticity of the document.

Is this a scam?

Not at all. We will fulfill all valid and paid-for orders. And we are making it very clear that our certificates are only a record of your self-proclaimed loyalty. We use technology so that the authenticity of documents can be independently verified through various blockchains. So you don’t have to rely on us for continued verification of the authenticity of the documents into the future.

Funny story though while we’re on the subject of scams. We got the idea for this service while reading The Edge of Reality: A Progress Report on Unidentified Flying Objects by Jacques Vallée and Dr. J. Allen Hynek. In that book, the authors discuss some German-turned-Argentinean whose name escapes us right now. I may get some details wrong, but this guy was an SS officer who fled from Germany to Argentina after World War II. On the boat he and some other gentleman had the idea to use the then-in vogue topic of UFOs to conduct a scam. They claimed to be representatives of Aliens who were going to take over the world and got people to pay them to join some kind of club to receive some future benefits once Aliens took over.

Although that scam was obviously reprehensible, I realized there’s probably an unmet demand out there for people looking to be able to show that they are loyal to any actual, potential or future Alien overlords. And it was something I was interested in doing for myself. If it was something I would want to do, why wouldn’t others? So, I thought up and created this website and service. But I’ve been very careful to structure everything in a way that is fair, clear and not misleading at all. Hence all the disclaimers and the long list of clear and conspicuous consents we obtain when you order. We really don’t want anyone ordering with any kind of misunderstanding — especially with the misunderstanding that we have any affiliation whatsoever with any Aliens. We certainly do not.